Girl #1: Is it wrong to use IM as my preferred medium for argument with a boyfriend because I am a writer and, between you and me, I am much quicker than him there and I rather enjoy it?
Girl #2: Not at all, in fact, I think it's downright responsible of you.
Girl #!: It's comments like that which make me look forward to our lonely 40th birthdays where, surrounded by cats, we finally get married in a sexless civil union because no one else in this world will have us.
Girl #2: I call the wedding dress.
Girl #1: Damnit.
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3 comments:
i love how honest this is.
and more, how hilarious.
this is why I only argue with girlfriends while assembling their ikea furniture or fixing the toilet. It is the realm where I am better than....
For the last two years I've had to argue with girlfriends in a foreign language. Hard to maintain the upper hand in that power struggle.
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