Girl #1: Is it wrong to use IM as my preferred medium for argument with a boyfriend because I am a writer and, between you and me, I am much quicker than him there and I rather enjoy it?
Girl #2: Not at all, in fact, I think it's downright responsible of you.
Girl #!: It's comments like that which make me look forward to our lonely 40th birthdays where, surrounded by cats, we finally get married in a sexless civil union because no one else in this world will have us.
Girl #2: I call the wedding dress.
Girl #1: Damnit.