Girl: "I'm just likely to get too wrapped up in us and have it become a destructive force in my life. We're too different."
Guy: "I understand that I'm not what you're used to, but you can swim in my water without having to live there."
Girl: "But your water is black. And there's a dead body floating in it."
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haaa
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
Yipes!
Hey, at least it's a better way to break up than "I'm dumping you because you keep using my corn scissors!"
Peej
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Overheard in NY:
"No, I slept with guy with the hat, not the one who *thought* he was going home with me."
--Stone Street Festival beer line.
haha. love that last line.
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