Thursday, May 08, 2008

How to Break Up in 10 Seconds

Girl: "I'm just likely to get too wrapped up in us and have it become a destructive force in my life. We're too different."

Guy: "I understand that I'm not what you're used to, but you can swim in my water without having to live there."

Girl: "But your water is black. And there's a dead body floating in it."


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Laura said...

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

Phil "Peej" May said...


Hey, at least it's a better way to break up than "I'm dumping you because you keep using my corn scissors!"


Anonymous said...

Overheard in NY:

"No, I slept with guy with the hat, not the one who *thought* he was going home with me."

--Stone Street Festival beer line.

lissa said...

haha. love that last line.