Media mogul: What are your thoughts on…sex…using it to get ahead?
Me (reflexively crossing my legs and pulling on the dress I wore): Uh. You mean like performing, uh, ‘sex acts’ (making air quotes) to get hired?
Media mogul (pensively): Hmm, I guess I wasn’t thinking that far out.
Me (uncrossing my legs): Thank God I don’t have to do that again! (Elbowing him) Hey-o!
Not surprisingly, he hasn’t called me in for a second round. Did this joke not translate at ten in the morning or something?