Why are you here? Why are (is?) any of us here? No, not here, like on this earth here.
Here, here. This page.
Surely by accident.
The top five Google searches that have brought you, dear readers, to this site in the last 14 hours:
5. “Nia looks like”
4. “Dinosaur Pill Sponges”
3. “ Hate Trader Joe's” (we also would have accepted Hipster Smack)
2. “Awful Waffle”
1. And the number one search that has brought a visitor here lately and my personal favorite is...“Righteous Dude!”
Note: Empanadas are the new cupcakes was the second runner-up, lagging only behind Friend-Dating
Better luck next time…