Thursday, July 19, 2007

Quote of the Day

Incurably hip stylist: “You need more rock and roll. A lot more. Like Joan Jett more.”

Me: “I do?”

Incurably hip stylist: “That’s what you’re about under there.”

Me: “Actually, I think I’m more about being a huge dillweed.”

(No laughter transpires. Crickets chirp. Self-proclaimed affirmation of dillweedery is confirmed yet again.)

Incurably hip stylist: “You’re getting a heavy bang in your eyes and a shag. End of story.”

This haircut is way too cool for me.