Incurably hip stylist: “You need more rock and roll. A lot more. Like Joan Jett more.”
Me: “I do?”
Incurably hip stylist: “That’s what you’re about under there.”
Me: “Actually, I think I’m more about being a huge dillweed.”
(No laughter transpires. Crickets chirp. Self-proclaimed affirmation of dillweedery is confirmed yet again.)
Incurably hip stylist: “You’re getting a heavy bang in your eyes and a shag. End of story.”
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This haircut is way too cool for me.
Me: “I do?”
Incurably hip stylist: “That’s what you’re about under there.”
Me: “Actually, I think I’m more about being a huge dillweed.”
(No laughter transpires. Crickets chirp. Self-proclaimed affirmation of dillweedery is confirmed yet again.)
Incurably hip stylist: “You’re getting a heavy bang in your eyes and a shag. End of story.”
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This haircut is way too cool for me.
