As reported from the field from a friend who is walking uptown.
I got a call about three minutes ago from him, who, on the way to the subway found perhaps the craziest tattoo in the world.
It was on a bald guy, who had a tattoo on his head. Of a helmet.
To repeat, bald guy gets helmet tattooed on his head.
Of course I shouted, what the hell are you calling me for! Get off the phone and take a picture!
But the helmeted man had disappeared into a bank. Ostensibly to rob it.
Oh boy, here come the "Oooooonly in New York!!" jokes.