Deputy Editor: Listen to this band, and tell me what you think. There are no right or wrong answers.
(Shuffling of keys and iPod earbuds)
Me: Huh. I think I need to listen to them more to really get it, but I like the second track better.
Me: I feel like I'm watching the The Dark Crystal for the first time.
Me: This is like the soundtrack to all those 80s cartoons where ponies lived on barren moons or something.
Deputy Editor: You just got hired to write the piece if you want it. Seriously.
I. Love. This. Magazine.