Deputy Editor: Listen to this band, and tell me what you think. There are no right or wrong answers.
(Shuffling of keys and iPod earbuds)
Me: Huh. I think I need to listen to them more to really get it, but I like the second track better.
(Pause)
Me: I feel like I'm watching the The Dark Crystal for the first time.
(Pause)
Me: This is like the soundtrack to all those 80s cartoons where ponies lived on barren moons or something.
Deputy Editor: You just got hired to write the piece if you want it. Seriously.
I. Love. This. Magazine.
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2 comments:
I'm guessing this is not your next feature in New York Magazine?
wtf is this magazine? i want to read it.
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