If I told you that six years ago when I visited Japan, and spent some time prancing around in seizure-inducing flash-bulbs, buying insane clothes that said things in silver-spatter English like "Peace Love For Remind" and that the toilets, oh the toilets had lights, choreographed shooting sprays and played music, would you have believed me?
Well now there's something to prove this jewel of the East*: this fabulosity.
*Korean in this case.
**PS. And boys, stop telling girls bidets are just for women washing their thingies, by the way. That's not even the primary purpose, I've been told! It's for, you know, the *chocolate star*. That's right. Yours. It needs washing. Oh, like you can come up with a better name for it!