Overheard in our apartment:
“Are those crystals on your nails?”
“Um, yes. I figured I’d go the whole way. This fall I’m going to be into dancewear, remember?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Dancewear and judgment.”
Laughter ensues.
“You know what’s sad? Right now someone is saying that unironically. Most likely in Brooklyn.”
Laughter stops.
Good thing I didn’t mean it. Yeah, it was uh, just a joke…
“Are those crystals on your nails?”
“Um, yes. I figured I’d go the whole way. This fall I’m going to be into dancewear, remember?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Dancewear and judgment.”
Laughter ensues.
“You know what’s sad? Right now someone is saying that unironically. Most likely in Brooklyn.”
Laughter stops.
Good thing I didn’t mean it. Yeah, it was uh, just a joke…
3 comments:
if i had milk i would snot it out my nostrils at this.
Oh jesus. Funny though.
Laughter stops? Why on earth? Mine hasn't.
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