Saturday, May 15, 2010

Adventures in Singlehood

Things I heard myself saying while interacting with those of the opposite sex:

"Wait, you're an art-school dropout who lives in Williamsburg? Wait, hold on, let me get my camera, my grandkids are never gonna believe this."

Waits a beat as would-be suitor stomps off.

"So you don't want to buy me a drink anymore?"

I am good at dating, people. Really good. One of these days I'm going to do it.

1 comment:

Rebecca @ Diary of a Virgin Novelist said...

Ha! I love that line and I am sooooo going to use it.