Monday, December 01, 2008

Quote of the Day

"You know there is something wrong in the twenty four hours between sharing homemade pumpkin pie and creamed parsnips you find another girl's panties in his apartment."

All guys scumbags? No, no, no that can't be true!

"Here's the thing, if I believe him, that's the first line I'd say on a Jerry Springer episode where the audience would boo. You know, 'He said it proceeded me, he didn't remember it was there,' and then every overweight person in the studio would go, 'Fool!""

Such a cliche to say men are dogs, but then, why do they do such oblivious things as this?


Anonymous said...

your poor friend!!

he totally could of forgotten it, right?? Had a trophy before her, left it stuffed in a drawer??

let's go with that..

C-47 said...

In almost every young man's room there hides a panty, a bra or an errant earring waiting to reveal itelf.

I myself, in cleaing, have found several camisoles. The weird part being is every girl who has ever left has been wearing a top so what the f?

I am convinced the items just sneak in to cause problems.

On the other hand... "Ooooooh girl, he a dog. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Anonymous said...

Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

David Tellez said...

Not all men are dogs. Sure, there is the temptation, but if a guy is true to you, he wouldn't dare break your heart.

Maybe it's best your friend find out now, rather than later, what a scumbag he is. Think about how much more her heart would be broken if she devoted more time to him and their relationship, and then this happened.

Still, I hope your friend does get through this okay.