Thursday, May 29, 2008

Quote of the Day

File this under WTF...

The scene: an open house to greet potential roommates. A boy sits, a half mullet cresting, his Kanye West sunglasses atop his head, his oh-so-distressed T-shirt with the oh-so-accidental holes. He asks the following, in front of 15 other potential people vying for the apartment.

Boy: "What's the policy on smoking pot?"

Girl: "Oh, um, ha. Yes, well, if you're going to do that we'd like you to do it outside since we don't really smoke in this house."

Other Girl: "Yeah our drug of choice in this apartment is pretty much red wine!"

15 people laugh nervously.

Girl: "We're pretty fine with things for the most part, but if you want to do 10 lines of cocaine a day, maybe this isn't the place for you..."

Boy, extremely pissed off and twitchy: "Well, SCREW THIS!"

Boy LEAPS over couch, nearly knocking over a bystander. Runs upstairs. Nearly runs down three new girls coming into the apartment to look. They stare at him. He stares at them before saying.

"Well, THEY REFUSE TO DO COKE HERE SO BE CAREFUL!"

Whaaaaa?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha

C-47 said...

So I assume you chased him down the hall and begged him to move in. All gasp breathed reconsidering your earlier coke ban. Cause, honey, that one is a roommate keeper.

Anonymous said...

Hey--where are you now?

Debo said...

I'd rather hang out with that guy than the red wine sipping non-smoker.

Anonymous said...

I thought Bill Clinton was in Paris for some wedding.

K said...

@ debo: Yes, well after he left our apartment I followed him and we are now dating.

Because mom would be proud...

@ anon--I am in NY but only for another 2 weeks!