File this under WTF...
The scene: an open house to greet potential roommates. A boy sits, a half mullet cresting, his Kanye West sunglasses atop his head, his oh-so-distressed T-shirt with the oh-so-accidental holes. He asks the following, in front of 15 other potential people vying for the apartment.
Boy: "What's the policy on smoking pot?"
Girl: "Oh, um, ha. Yes, well, if you're going to do that we'd like you to do it outside since we don't really smoke in this house."
Other Girl: "Yeah our drug of choice in this apartment is pretty much red wine!"
15 people laugh nervously.
Girl: "We're pretty fine with things for the most part, but if you want to do 10 lines of cocaine a day, maybe this isn't the place for you..."
Boy, extremely pissed off and twitchy: "Well, SCREW THIS!"
Boy LEAPS over couch, nearly knocking over a bystander. Runs upstairs. Nearly runs down three new girls coming into the apartment to look. They stare at him. He stares at them before saying.
"Well, THEY REFUSE TO DO COKE HERE SO BE CAREFUL!"