The celebration, round two, in the final hours of Passerby:
Her: “Come on, let’s go to (insert place that would only be farther away if it were in India).”
[REDACTED]: “Yeah, let’s go!”
Me: “But I (just got a drink with a lychee in the bottom/think this is the song I was talking about when no one was listening/am talking to a dirty Frenchman*).”
Her (frantically, as [REDACTED] winks): “Who cares? Let’s go!”
Me (motioning for her to come closer): “Hey, come here.”
Her (inching forward): “What?”
Me: “What did I tell you? What did I just tell you?”
Her (head down): “I know.”
Me (shaking her): “Don’t look directly into his eyes! Don’t you dare get lost in his eyes! Damnit!”
Her: “B-b-but, they’re the color of the perfect storm.”
* No offense intended for any dirty Frenchmen who may be reading this. You know I find you delightful. In fact; (me, motioning, making the international hand gesture for “call me sometime”).
Her: “Come on, let’s go to (insert place that would only be farther away if it were in India).”
[REDACTED]: “Yeah, let’s go!”
Me: “But I (just got a drink with a lychee in the bottom/think this is the song I was talking about when no one was listening/am talking to a dirty Frenchman*).”
Her (frantically, as [REDACTED] winks): “Who cares? Let’s go!”
Me (motioning for her to come closer): “Hey, come here.”
Her (inching forward): “What?”
Me: “What did I tell you? What did I just tell you?”
Her (head down): “I know.”
Me (shaking her): “Don’t look directly into his eyes! Don’t you dare get lost in his eyes! Damnit!”
Her: “B-b-but, they’re the color of the perfect storm.”
* No offense intended for any dirty Frenchmen who may be reading this. You know I find you delightful. In fact; (me, motioning, making the international hand gesture for “call me sometime”).
3 comments:
lol
Who is redacted and how do I meet such a person with eyes like a stormy sea?
LOVE me some frenchies.
xo,
CT
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