Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Quote of the Day

“How was your date?”

“Great! I made a new friend.”

“Oh, uh. With him?”

“No, I asked our waitress for her digits. I think he was a little mad.”

“What do you mean?”

“I meant I thought she was so hilarious; I asked for her number. The only problem is, I think she’s really expecting that we hang out. But she was so excited about it that now I’m losing interest.”

“Are you a dude?”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I will immediately ask another guy for his number so that we can be friends.

Way more productive than asking out girls anyway...