Sort-of-celebrity: “Are you going to come to *insert fabulous location here* this weekend?”
My bangs and my shorts: “Yes, of course. Look at us! We just scream ‘part-ay’!”
My mouth: “No. I mean, I haven’t been invited.”
Sort-of-celebrity moving in close: “Consider this an invite.”
My bangs and my shorts: “Woo hoo! Validation! See? See? Look at how far we’ve taken you!”
My mouth: “Oh gee thanks, but I really was planning on finishing this book this weekend.”
Sort-of-celebrity: “Are you kidding?”
My bangs and my shorts: “That’s it. We knew you were too awkward to handle us.”
My mouth: “No, I mean, I just like reading...no, I mean…I just really like this new book I’m…uh. Yes. I am kidding! Reading sucks! Reading's for dicks!”
My bangs and my shorts: “We’re out of here, nerd.”
My bangs and my shorts: “Yes, of course. Look at us! We just scream ‘part-ay’!”
My mouth: “No. I mean, I haven’t been invited.”
Sort-of-celebrity moving in close: “Consider this an invite.”
My bangs and my shorts: “Woo hoo! Validation! See? See? Look at how far we’ve taken you!”
My mouth: “Oh gee thanks, but I really was planning on finishing this book this weekend.”
Sort-of-celebrity: “Are you kidding?”
My bangs and my shorts: “That’s it. We knew you were too awkward to handle us.”
My mouth: “No, I mean, I just like reading...no, I mean…I just really like this new book I’m…uh. Yes. I am kidding! Reading sucks! Reading's for dicks!”
My bangs and my shorts: “We’re out of here, nerd.”
Let this serve as an open apology to the bangs, shorts and sort-of celebrities who may have been harmed during this conversation.
5 comments:
Sort of celebrity loves you anyway, even though you are a big dork.
:)
Bahaha, if I could bottle up awkward/nerdy moments like these and watch them in sequence as entertainment, I would stay in every Friday night to do so.
:)
Bangs, shorts and brains? Sort-of-celebrity's the one that really missed out.
If you just choose to be permanently blaise you rarely put your foot in your mouth.
I think I'd like a relationship with your bangs and shorts. They sound like superficial fun... my favourite kind.
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