Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Quote of the Day

“So she looked me up and down—all bored and disinterested—and said, ‘maybe’. And to send a picture to her boss to be sure.”

“Wow. Weird.”

“And then I said, ‘and my resume?’ And she goes, ‘oh yeah, I guess so, but be sure to send a picture.’”


“So will you take a picture of me?”

(Pause. Smirk.)

“Preferably one where I’m in the bathtub, in shiny gold leggings, licking a clump of dirt.”

Isn’t it every self-respecting LESer’s dream to work for American Apparel? I would think so.


Anonymous said...

hah hah hah.

do it while your young and hot i say

Anonymous said...

i am embarassed because it is.

Slimbolala said...

Ah, the wonderful world of Dov Charney. Skeezy is the new black, you know.