"2 Small Rooms for Rent in Apt Full of Cats
We have two small rooms for rent in a third floor sunny 2 bedroom apartment in South Slope Brooklyn (22nd St Between 5th & 6th Ave)...If you want to use the stove, you will need to put the account in your name(s). There is an un-used cable in the apartment, otherwise there is no cable or internet service included with the rooms. Please note that the kitchen, living room, and bathroom are shared with my seven cats and their furniture and toys (their litter box is in the bathtub). There is a futon, TV, VCR, and cheap stereo system in the living room. I come and go at all hours of the day and night to play with and care for my cats. The bathroom toilet and sink in the apartment can be used but to take a shower you will need to go to the bathroom in the finished basement (modern, shower no tub)."
(I hear cuckoo clocks. That apartment must smell fantastic).
6 comments:
Oh God. This is hilarious
Comes and goes at all hours to play with and care for her cats.
You just can't make thise sort of thing up.
thats' right by where i live! i wonder if that person is one of my customers...
I am saving this post and sending it to every single woman I know over 35 with the following note: "If this is an accurate description of you three things are obvious: you're in the 8th year of your sexual 'dry spell', you don't have high expectactions and I would be the perfect man for you. Lets get in touch - Leo"
Points for candor. Dear god. 7 cats? Shudder (to think)
Oh vomit. No thanks.
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