“And then I said, ‘and my resume?’ And she goes, ‘oh yeah, I guess so, but be sure to send a picture.’”
“So will you take a picture of me?”
“Preferably one where I’m in the bathtub, in shiny gold leggings, licking a clump of dirt.”
Isn’t it every self-respecting LESer’s dream to work for American Apparel? I would think so.